finish this paper now or wake up early to finish it
part of the dream I had last night involved Tom Haverford from Parks & Rec arguing with a guy over something so he offered to flip a coin for it so he flipped and it landed on the floor and the guy picked it up and looked at it closely and went “what the hell is this”
and then it cut back to Tom at a blacksmith having a coin engraved with “Tom wins” on both sides
"I’m just trying to live through this problem man created. Nature didn’t create the problem. Man created the problem. And I’m going to be honest, I’m going to say it, it was the European man who created this problem. European man invented the gun. Then he made a bigger gun, and he said: ‘I’m gonna keep this big gun for myself, and I’m gonna sell this small gun to you." And ever since then, he’s been keeping the big guns, and selling the small guns. So everybody’s got guns but none as big as him. And I’m through with it. I’m blind in one eye from Vietnam. If you want to die for this garbage game, that’s your fault. I’m through."
why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom”
honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed